An asteroid is about to hit planet Earth, Admiral Skink (yes, the same evil space lizard that stole Lance’s mind) is back and up to his old tricks again, oh, and his little sister, Sally, has just been swallowed by a giant lizard creature from outer space….

It’s up to Lance and his best friend Tori Walnut to travel to Admiral Skink’s home planet, find a way to rescue Sally, and save the world. Which shouldn’t be too hard, should it?

“I laughed until my tentacles turned blue” – The Iggleflimpian Daily Examiner

“Quite funny for something written by an earthling” – Archduke Scabwheel of Swerdlix

“We loved the bit with the Blue Chickens of Brocklesbane!” – The Blue Chickens of Brocklesbane

“A delight from start to finish!” – A Gelatinous Blob of Stinky Green Slime With Ten Eyes That Eats People Whole And Spits Out Their Bones